It's the Fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer

Ay yo what's happenin'. My name is Ryan. Here is a list of adjectives you may use to describe me: frisky, groovy, funky, rambunctious, salty, SENSUAL, tasty, lively, humorous, thoughtful, witty, quick, AGILE, quirky, meaty, spiritual, intense, PRETTY, vengeful, ridiculous, sultry, savory, chocolatey, shiny, manly, I KILLED A MAN WITH MY BARE HANDS ONCE, sensitive, loving, respectful, responsible, furious, snappy, patriotic, spontaneous, tender, sturdy, graceful, tactful, medium-rare, firm, slippery, lean, morbidly obese, grandiose, fermented, carbonated, caffeinated, chivalrous, bold, warm, hot, cool, outgoing, magnificent, majestic, magical, influential, and naked.


bangs don’t you ever fucking do that to me again

(Source: bangs8, via bathghost)

As much as I missed Louisville I have a feeling this spring break may be very dull in comparison to years past

ay whatever tho here’s a picture

I am listening to Iggy Azalea

and I am enjoying it

and I am questioning my life


P L E A S E 

holy fuckin shit

(via bathghost)

I have lost all hope

I have lost all hope

u tryin 2 get this booty? best show me the carfax